- Year: 1967
- Director: Jules Bass
- Starring: Boris Karloff, Allen Swift, Phyllis Diller
The final weird Halloween special is an appropriate place to end, as it’s a loving tribute to all things classic horror. Mad Monster Party? (And yes, it has a question mark in the title) could easily have been a forgettable run-through, but it validates itself by casting Boris Karloff himself in the lead role! Sure, it was not the highest point in his career (He would do Targets the following year, though), but an animated monster movie with Boris Karloff is far better than one without it.
Mad Monster Party? comes to us from Rankin/Bass, famous for their cheesy but charming stop-motion Christmas specials, and also the pretty enjoyable cartoon adaptation of The Hobbit. MMP? is a stop-motion cartoon in the vein of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town, but just focusing on Halloween instead of Christmas. Believe it or not, this actually got a theatrical release.
While working in the lab late one night, Baron Boris von Frankenstein (Boris Karloff) comes across his greatest discovery—a liquid that will completely destroy anyone and anything.
Why a man who was constantly working to create life has now created death is never really discussed, but anyway, he’s happy and has to write to all his monster friends and tell them the good news.
Over the opening credits, we see all the various monsters and villains getting their invitations, and it’s actually a pretty nice sequence. However, it’s hard to miss the fact that some of these monsters appear in their most traditional form, while others do not. It’s as if some of them are characters out of novels that anyone is free to adapt, while others are out of movies that you would have to pay for the rights to. It’s a little game I like to call…
Alright, let’s begin. Frankenstein’s Monster comes right from Mary Shelley’s novel, which is in the public domain. However, since the 1931 movie is not, we can’t have him looking identical to the Karloff version.
Since the iconic Bride of Frankenstein is film-only, we can’t show her with her iconic looks. Instead, she is only called the Monster’s Mate, and she looks a lot like Phyllis Diller.
Oh, she’s also voiced by Phyllis Diller, because why not? She even has a song called “You’re Different” that comes out of absolutely nowhere and is barely a song. Oh Rankin/Bass, who ever said songs in musicals have to further the plot?
Who’s next up in Public Domain Roulette? Let’s take a look at this film’s Dracula.
He’s technically based on Bram Stoker’s character, but the impression is about 60% Bela Lugosi. The other 40% seems to be old-timey gangster for some very strange reason, and he even looks a bit like Edward G. Robinson. It’s really weird. I also think The Count from Sesame Street took some inspiration from this character, especially with the monocle.
The Mummy is not based on the 1932 Universal film, but it’s a mummy. There’s a pretty generic look you can get away with when one is wrapped in bandages.
On the other hand, both Dr. Jekyll and The Hunchback of Notre Dame are taken from public domain novels, and neither really has an iconic look that is owned by a studio.
The Hunchback does kind of look inhuman though, and he’s never even called Quasimodo.
The Invisible Man is an interesting case, as he’s based on the public domain H.G. Wells novel, but he’s dressed and sounds like Sydney Greenstreet’s character in Casablanca. Um… alright then.
I guess a Claude Rains impression would have gotten you sued by Universal, so you just picked a different Casablanca actor? I mean, it’s a solid Sydney Greenstreet impression, and I’m sure all the kids watching just loved The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. Now I’m just imagining Bogart as the Invisible Man instead…
Oh you don’t like that Casablanca quote? Well there’s always “Here’s not looking at me, kid” or “I stick my neck out for nobody.”
How about The Creature from the Black Lagoon? Just kidding, he’s only called “The Creature,” which is also what Frankenstein’s monster is called in some versions, so try not to be confused.
You know I’m saving the worst one for last, don’t you? Let’s get this over with. This is the Universal Wolf Man.
Here is the werewolf (they can’t even say “wolf man” in this film) that Mad Monster Party? gives us.
Now don’t get me wrong, the werewolf makeup in The Wolf Man looks nothing like a wolf, but it’s iconic nonetheless. Not only does this werewolf look entirely different, he never even transforms! That’s not even a werewolf! That’s literally just a wolf.
Anyway, all of the monsters come from their humble abodes and travel to the Isle of Evil where Boris von Frankenstein lives. Also invited is our “hero,” Frankenstein’s nephew Felix Flanken. Flanken is voiced by Allen Swift, doing a Jimmy Stewart impression for some reason. I mean, it’s a good impression, but the character doesn’t look anything like Stewart, and Stewart never really did horror movies.
Swift actually voices every character in this film who isn’t Phyllis Diller, Boris Karloff, or Boris’s assistant Francesca (Gale Garnett). I honestly thought Felix’s boss was voiced by the same guy who did Yukon Cornelius in Rudolph, but apparently not.
As you would expect, there are plenty of puns and one-liners about the monsters. Some of them work, like when Felix says he can’t see the Invisible Man without his glasses, leading him to laugh it off because he’s “heard that one before.” Others are really painful, like Felix thinking Dr. Jekyll wants to play hide and seek, and then hiding for 12 hours until he doesn’t come.
Meanwhile, Boris is making extra preparations to make sure that “It” doesn’t arrive. We are never told who or what “It” is until we see it, but you better believe it isn’t in the public domain. Anyway, Boris has his butler Peter Lorre arrange for a troop of zombies to fly around the island to block “It” (I’ll admit the Corpse Corps is an amusing pun.).
The character is called Yetch, but I’m just gonna call him Peter Lorre. Someone on this production team really liked Casablanca and/or The Maltese Falcon.
Peter Lorre is really creepy towards Francesca, taking every rejection from her as a signal that she loves him. There’s also a long, entirely pointless sequence where Peter Lorre goes into the kitchen and chats with Chef Mafia Machiavelli about what’s for dinner.
Hold on… Chef MAFIA MACHIAVELLI? You’re going to name the stereotypical Italian chef after two of the absolute worst things in Italian history? This would be like naming a German chef Adolf Germancuisine. Not only is the name awful, but this guy’s Italian accent and mannerisms accent are so exaggerated that I bet even other Italian stereotypes would have an issue with it. Let’s find out. What do you think, Poppie from Seinfeld?
This-a-one is a bit too over the top for my tastes. He’s not even a good chef.
How about you, Italian restaurant owner from Lady and the Tramp?
Oh this is a type/It’s a stereotype/And my mouth says “Hell-a No eh.”
And finally, what do you think Enzo the Barber from Seinfeld? (You know what? I’m starting to think Seinfeld may have had a slight problem with Italian stereotypes.)
Even I-a think-this-a one goes too far.
Well it appears all three Italian stereotypes have given this one the boot, which officially means it has gone too far. Apparently, this scene wasn’t even in the original film, but the producers wanted Rankin/Bass to expand the thing to 90 minutes. I can’t believe I’m asking for this, but why couldn’t you have just written another pointless song?
Speaking of pointless songs, let’s talk about “Stay One Step Ahead,” the most bizarre, out of nowhere moment in the whole film. Boris is showing Felix around his laboratory in castle east and trying to convince him to take over as head of the monsters. When Felix says he’s not sure he’s up for the job, Boris gives him some advice… in song… with the help of some little singing monsters we never see anywhere else in the entire special. It feels like something out of The Muppet Show!
So, interesting fact—When Boris Karloff did his voice work for How the Grinch Stole Christmas, he informed the production team that he was not a good singer, and therefore couldn’t perform “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.” This of course led to an iconic version of the song sung by man-with-the-lowest-voice-and-coolest-name-ever Thurl Ravenscroft. Here, apparently he didn’t tell anyone he couldn’t sing, and he just kind of talks his way through the number, letting the background singers do the heavy lifting. Also, is it just me, or does this song sound eerily similar to “Put One Foot in Front of the Other” from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town? Way to plagiarize yourself three years later, Rankin/Bass.
At the titular Mad Monster Party (?), the scene is rocking and all are digging the sounds.
The skeleton band is playing a song about The Mummy, because he’s not really important to this special otherwise. It does have a noticeable organ track, even though there is clearly no keyboard player in the lineup! I’d call it a bare-bones arrangement, but Rankin/Bass would probably try and hire me for that pun.
I don’t know why a special that relies on the charm of every monster being in one place needs much of a plot, but whatever, let’s have the monsters connive against Boris’s plan to put his nephew in charge. Francesca makes a deal with Dracula to do away with Felix and rule together, and they have a pretty pointless Old Hollywood song and dance sequence about it.
However, Phyllis Diller overhears and it leads to a cat fight with actual meow sound effects. Um… alright then.
Francesca tries to double cross Felix, but they eventually fall in love, because plot reasons. Oh, but what’s the inciting incident that makes her fall head over heels for him? She begins to freak out about the monsters, and he slaps her… twice. Almost immediately after this, she begins to passionately kiss him. WHAT? Rankin/Bass, what were you thinking? You’re better than this… I think. This wasn’t funny ever. In fact, it’s really the only scary thing in the special.
Eventually, all of the monsters team up against Felix, but their plan doesn’t go too well until “It” awakens, and who is “It?”
Thankfully, no.
Sadly, no.
Yep, it’s King Kong. However, since we can’t say “King Kong” as he was created for the 1933 film of the same name, he is only referred to as “It.” Despite not looking much like King Kong, some of the same trick photography that was used to film Kong in the classic film is used here, and it’s a nice little shout-out.
It eventually ends when Boris lets Francesca and Felix escape, and sacrifices himself by using the liquid he created at the beginning to DESTROY THE ENTIRE ISLAND AND EVERYONE ON IT! There’s even a Batman-esque “KABOOM” title card for some reason.
Wow, Rankin/Bass, you went full Dr. Strangelove on us. I mean, I know the two “heroes” escape, and pretty much everyone else (besides Boris) was a villain, but you just wiped them all out with an explosion.
Anyway, Felix and Francesca watch from the boat, but Francesca reveals that she is one of Frankenstein’s creations (which has been implied throughout). In one of the most ridiculous, forced shout-outs I’ve ever seen, Felix says “Well Francesca, none of us are perfect.” Hey, here’s a good rule to follow if you’re going to reference one of the most famous closing lines of all time: GET THE LINE RIGHT! He also glitches and says this line over and over, suggesting that they’re both robots, I guess. Whatever.
It’s silly, overly-long, and has a few things that are very dated, but on the whole, Mad Monster Party is a fun love letter to the Universal Monsters of the ’30s and ’40s. There are even some pretty clever jokes, like Francesca forgetting which object is the Achilles’ heel of each monster. Most of the songs are catchy, albeit incredibly random, and most of all, it’s worth it for Boris Karloff’s genuinely committed performance. It’s weird, but in the best ways.
Well, we’ve gotten through all six, and I’ll wrap up with some final thoughts tomorrow.